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Song Parodies -> "The Bates Motel"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Hotel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"The Bates Motel"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
If you don't doubt your safety
And you need to rest a spell
Drive on up to that there lonely street
To the Bates Motel
And you'll meet
The manager Norman, baby
The manager, Norman
Please just call him Norman, what a guy
The place is air-conditioned
With peepholes in each room
His wilted, rotten mother
Calls out impending doom
That is so
Don't take a shower, baby
Don't take a shower
You take that shower, you might die!
Now the blood down drain is flowin'
'Cause Norman's really cracked
He's been so long a lonely creep
He'll always be on attack
Don't you know
He's such a psycho, baby
Yes, he's a psycho
He's such a psycho, you could cry
Well, folks, I must now leave you
I got some land to sell
Just the house way down the street
Next to the Bates Motel
And glory be!
It's going for real cheap, baby
It's going for real cheap
It's going for real cheap, wanna buy?
And you need to rest a spell
Drive on up to that there lonely street
To the Bates Motel
And you'll meet
The manager Norman, baby
The manager, Norman
Please just call him Norman, what a guy
The place is air-conditioned
With peepholes in each room
His wilted, rotten mother
Calls out impending doom
That is so
Don't take a shower, baby
Don't take a shower
You take that shower, you might die!
Now the blood down drain is flowin'
'Cause Norman's really cracked
He's been so long a lonely creep
He'll always be on attack
Don't you know
He's such a psycho, baby
Yes, he's a psycho
He's such a psycho, you could cry
Well, folks, I must now leave you
I got some land to sell
Just the house way down the street
Next to the Bates Motel
And glory be!
It's going for real cheap, baby
It's going for real cheap
It's going for real cheap, wanna buy?
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee.
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Hey - another author hits the Psycho skids. Alvin Rhodes will love this if he sees it. He is the master of Bates horridy. Ag - it's well written but you could have used a bit more of the psychotics betwen Norman and his mother Norma - that is what makes for great Psycho. I don't know how I missed using this OS for a Psycho parody. Well I'm glad someone did - I did use "Hotel California" and called it "Motel Arizona". It's all good unless you happen to be an attractive female and need a shower. I like this.
Unabated mirth here.
Another Psycho parody and not Alvin Rhodes - well done here. Alvin would be proud of you.
While Alvin might be the Master Bates-er... You're coming up close behind with this parody of The King.
Stay out of the shower!!! Great job, Norman! ;D
Lord Agree, love this FALL write about derBatesMotel oHell . . . when I return from my 2-Week, I will be hanging out my lighted OctobreSign: Bats Motel ~ No MANCANCY ~
love the psycho stuff...this is hilarious
Psycho-delic!
That was stabtastic!!!
We've got another Master Bates parodist on this site! Well done, Agri! Is this your first Bates parody? This is as good as Alvin's Psycho-based satires, which I'm a big fan of! I'm Psycho about this satire! 5 slashes, 5 slits, and 5 slices from Norman's knife!
He just goes a little mad sometimes.... ;)
Thanks to everyone...I did not expect this much accolade at all!! :)
Slashers will really dig this. 555!
(Artistry) Wow, an entire movie in four verses. Great work.
To add to Blaze's comment, I'm going to guess prices on the house are going to be slashed soon. You know, I don't think I've ever made it through the entire movie but know it from reading so much about it :) I like the substitution here as it makes a lot of sense. Wasn't the Hotel's address 555 Voters lane?
(Artistry) Great pacing here, Agri. I only know three things about Pyscho: the main character's name, the famous shower scene, and the shocking twist that I'm too lazy to spoil. 555!
and you call my parody ideas crazy. . .Ok well the old rule takes on to know one holds true, unlike you though, the crazier the better, totally turned this song upside down, loved it.
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