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Song Parodies -> "Junkie"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Junkie"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

You weren't nothin' but a junkie
poppin' all the time
You weren't nothin' but a junkie
poppin' all the time
Well, you ate nothin' but Dilaudid
and you're not alive today

The press said you were tired
but you were dryin' out
The press said you were tired
but you were dryin' out
Well, you ate nothin' but Dilaudid
and you're not alive today

You weren't nothin' but a junkie
poppin' all the time
You weren't nothin' but a junkie
poppin' all the time
Well, you ate nothin' but Dilaudid
and you're not alive today

The press said you were tired
but you were dryin' out
The press said you were tired
but you were dryin' out
Well, you ate nothin' but Dilaudid
and you're not alive today

You weren't nothin' but a junkie
poppin' all the time
You weren't nothin' but a junkie
poppin' all the time
Well, you ate nothin' but Dilaudid
and you're not alive today

Well, you ate nothin' but Dilaudid
You're not alive today! (You're dead!)

trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Diva - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Is this about Marilyn Monroe or Elvis, maybe both?
Quayle - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Or any one of the following: Edie Sedgewick, Dana Plato, John Belushi (nope, just speedballs), David Kennedy, Jessica Savitch.

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