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Song Parodies -> "Pubic Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Teddy Bear"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Pubic Hair"
Parody Written by:
South Park Al
The Lyrics
do you wanna see my tufts of pubic hair ?
slapped some glue around my groin
and stuck it everywhere
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
i woulda grown my own hair
but i ain't old enough
and that's why i was buyin'
because i am too young to grow the stuff
you wanna see my pubic hair ?
i can tell you wanna check
beneath my underwear
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
they look great on me...its truly a delight
run your fingers through my hair
don't worry, they're on tight
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
i woulda grown my own hair
but i ain't old enough
and that's why i was buyin'
because i am too young to grow the stuff
you wanna see my pubic hair ?
i took pains to do it right
and it looks fine down there
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
you just gotta see my pubic hair !
slapped some glue around my groin
and stuck it everywhere
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
i woulda grown my own hair
but i ain't old enough
and that's why i was buyin'
because i am too young to grow the stuff
you wanna see my pubic hair ?
i can tell you wanna check
beneath my underwear
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
they look great on me...its truly a delight
run your fingers through my hair
don't worry, they're on tight
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
i woulda grown my own hair
but i ain't old enough
and that's why i was buyin'
because i am too young to grow the stuff
you wanna see my pubic hair ?
i took pains to do it right
and it looks fine down there
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?
you just gotta see my pubic hair !
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DKTOS, but I gave it 5's because of the South Park reference... lol
thanks for taking a look...if you like south park, come on back...that's all i do
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