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Song Parodies -> "Pubic Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Pubic Hair"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

do you wanna see my tufts of pubic hair ?
slapped some glue around my groin
and stuck it everywhere
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?

i woulda grown my own hair
but i ain't old enough
and that's why i was buyin'
because i am too young to grow the stuff

you wanna see my pubic hair ?
i can tell you wanna check
beneath my underwear
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?

they look great on me...its truly a delight
run your fingers through my hair
don't worry, they're on tight
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?

i woulda grown my own hair
but i ain't old enough
and that's why i was buyin'
because i am too young to grow the stuff

you wanna see my pubic hair ?
i took pains to do it right
and it looks fine down there
you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?

you wanna see (you wanna see) my pubic hair ?

you just gotta see my pubic hair !

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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MrMacphisto - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I gave it 5's because of the South Park reference... lol
south park al - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for taking a look...if you like south park, come on back...that's all i do

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