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Song Parodies -> "Drinkin' the Most I Can"
Original Song Title:
"Doin' the Best I Can"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Drinkin' the Most I Can"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
This is my fourth drugs/alcohol parody. Is there a twelve step program for parodies? Anyways, the first thing alcohol tends to knockout is manners
Drinkin' the Most I Can
I gave my all
I fried my brain
Oh boy, my darling
I am stewed
Drinking the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
I tried so hard
I had to hurl
Oh boy, my darling
I need some more booze
Drinkin' the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
You know I am the kind that runs
At each last call
I guess I am the only one
Who likes to try it all
I'll be much drunker
I'll feel real cool
Oh boy, my darling
Double the brew
Drinkin' the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
You know I am the kind that runs
At each last call
I guess I am the only one
Who likes to try it all
I'll be much drunker
I'll feel real cool
Oh boy, my darling
Triple the brew
Drinkin' the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
There ain't never gonna be enough brew
I gave my all
I fried my brain
Oh boy, my darling
I am stewed
Drinking the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
I tried so hard
I had to hurl
Oh boy, my darling
I need some more booze
Drinkin' the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
You know I am the kind that runs
At each last call
I guess I am the only one
Who likes to try it all
I'll be much drunker
I'll feel real cool
Oh boy, my darling
Double the brew
Drinkin' the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
You know I am the kind that runs
At each last call
I guess I am the only one
Who likes to try it all
I'll be much drunker
I'll feel real cool
Oh boy, my darling
Triple the brew
Drinkin' the most
The most I can
But I'm not drunk enough for you
There ain't never gonna be enough brew
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Drinking in College, Binge Drinking, Problems with Drinking. All things to aspire to, and all with convenient links on the right side of the song =) I've written a drinking parody or 12 myself...always in the mood for another
(ABC 2005) DKTOS ...sorry, looks good. 5's anyway.
(ABC05) I feel exactly the same way Adagio does with this.
(ABC 2005) I'm looking forward to the sequel - "Hangover".
(ABC) Actually, the first thing alcohol tends to knock out is that voice that says "stop drinking!" Good job.
(ABC-D) I'll drink to this. Is it Miller time yet?
D: Going for the REALLY thick beer goggles, eh? Funny stuff!
(ABC) Well-brewed. Booze is always prime parody material.
(ABC) to test for drink driving in Australia, there's always a good male cop and an ugly female cop - they ask you if you'd bonk the female cop - if you agree, you lose your licence - you'd be fine with your response, Scathe
Drat, Melhi's already used a beer goggles reference. I'll have to gurgle "Funny stuff!" from my beer snorkel instead!
(ABC) Sorry, DKTOS, but it read funny
(ABC) Not an Elvis song I know, I'm ashamed to say, but a good read nonetheless
Cheersh! In a shimilar vein, I did this to an Elvis song a while back: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elvispresley0.shtml
(ABC) DKTOS
ABC--I know that I have heard the OS...but I can't get it into my head. =(
a classic of the genre!!
I could swear he's singing "Mai Tai sling" in the original, but that's not beer so I'm glad you altered it. :-)
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