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Song Parodies -> "That's When The Hardcore's Chagrin"

Original Song Title:

"That's When Your Heartaches Begin"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"That's When The Hardcore's Chagrin"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is trying to update this 50s tale of heartache with some 00s language, but hopefully still in tune with the originals feel.
If you find your sweetheart in the arms of a friend
That's when the hardcore's chagrin
When screams from the wife chime in starts to ascend
That's when the hardcore's chagrin

Loving your fellow man never is fair
When they bring a blend into your underwear
That's the end and you'll depart
That's one hollowa friend
That's when the hardcore's chagrin

If you find your sweetheart in the arms of your best friend, (or mother)
That's, that's when the hardcore's chagrin
But you know that all your screams and all the screams that the wife chimes
Must, must all come to an end
Yeah that's, that's how the healing begins

If you're mad in love with her string
That should never be shared
And you know, when that brings your friend
into your loved, declare

That's the end and you'll depart
That's godsend and you'll mend
Yes, that's when the healing begins
© Peter Andersson. (Ahem... OK, I'll admit, the original idea was "That's when the hardcore begins", but I really couldn't see that one deserving to get past the censoring rules in any way at all).

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Rick C - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this autobiographical, Peter? 555
Red Ant - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, seems a bit personal here (not a bad thing though) and since I DKTOS I'll refrain from voting this one.

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