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Song Parodies -> "Machete"
Original Song Title:
"Enjoli"
Original Performer:
Enjoli Commerial
Parody Song Title:
"Machete"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
It can sever you limb-from-limb,
it can cut off your hands
And even deny you being a man
Because it’s a weapon,
W-E-A-P-O-N, LONG BLADE,
Machete!
Can cause decapitation,
it can pierce your organs
Makes for a wicked one-swipe cast-ra-tion
Because it’s a weapon,
W-E-A-P-O-N, LONG BLADE,
Machete!
it can cut off your hands
And even deny you being a man
Because it’s a weapon,
W-E-A-P-O-N, LONG BLADE,
Machete!
Can cause decapitation,
it can pierce your organs
Makes for a wicked one-swipe cast-ra-tion
Because it’s a weapon,
W-E-A-P-O-N, LONG BLADE,
Machete!
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