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Song Parodies -> "Wick From a Urologist"
Original Song Title:
"I Get a Kick Out of You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ethel Merman
Parody Song Title:
"Wick From a Urologist"
Parody Written by:
Al Silver
The Lyrics
VERSE
My story is very sad but it's true,
My treach'rous libido fled June 3, Two Thousand Two.
The only erection I know is the type
That I buy on a quiet spree
For a doc to install in me
At a truly outrageous fee:
A pneumatic pipe.
REFRAIN
I get no stick made of pine.
Purchasing wood doesn't look very good,
So that's why I cannot resist
That trick by a urologist.
Some want their wick before nine.
I'm sure that if Walmart Fed-Ex'd a stiff
There'd be one thing terrific'ly missed:
A wick from a urologist.
I call him quick ev'ry time I see
A pump or hose before me.
I dig his trick 'cause it's clear to me
Those ads for E.D. simply bore me.
Some say a dildo is fine.
Strapping that crap to my lap like a sap
Doesn't happen to top that quaint bris
I get from my urologis'.
My story is very sad but it's true,
My treach'rous libido fled June 3, Two Thousand Two.
The only erection I know is the type
That I buy on a quiet spree
For a doc to install in me
At a truly outrageous fee:
A pneumatic pipe.
REFRAIN
I get no stick made of pine.
Purchasing wood doesn't look very good,
So that's why I cannot resist
That trick by a urologist.
Some want their wick before nine.
I'm sure that if Walmart Fed-Ex'd a stiff
There'd be one thing terrific'ly missed:
A wick from a urologist.
I call him quick ev'ry time I see
A pump or hose before me.
I dig his trick 'cause it's clear to me
Those ads for E.D. simply bore me.
Some say a dildo is fine.
Strapping that crap to my lap like a sap
Doesn't happen to top that quaint bris
I get from my urologis'.
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Al - Welcome back. At my age, I have only one "bone" that's as good as ever...and it doesn't get me many gigs. Good job here. ;D
Al, you sent me to the dictionary for "bris" (Jewish rite of circumcision on the 8th day). Well, your parody was "cut loose" on the 8th day of March. Regarding your headings VERSE & REFRAIN: I'd call them INTRO & STANZAS (4 with 4 lines each, the 3rd having a different melody).
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