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Song Parodies -> "The New-Fangled Scanner"
Original Song Title:
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Everyone
Parody Song Title:
"The New-Fangled Scanner"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
How many businesses manage to stay afloat when everyone hates them? I can think of one.....
Oy, vey, I can't see
Why this gadget won't run
Though I bought it on sale
It was new in the molding
The instructions weren't clear
English not native tongue
When I called for tech help
All I got was on-holding
I am sick of the lies
Every time I shop Fry's
When they know anything
It's a shock and surprise
The day that this
New-fangled scan-an-ner wor-orks
I'll be right back in that store
Buying crap from those jerks!
Why this gadget won't run
Though I bought it on sale
It was new in the molding
The instructions weren't clear
English not native tongue
When I called for tech help
All I got was on-holding
I am sick of the lies
Every time I shop Fry's
When they know anything
It's a shock and surprise
The day that this
New-fangled scan-an-ner wor-orks
I'll be right back in that store
Buying crap from those jerks!
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War vets may not like your use of the US National Anthem, but I do. A very patriotic 3-5s.
Awesome parody. 5-5-5!
The right to parody is a part of Free Speech, so I think this parody is totally appropriate and patriotic! 5's
Next time try Comp USA.
These should be the new lyrics to the national anthem! The old ones are so boring.
An English drinking song becomes a national anthem and then becomes a parody... sounds fitting to me.... 5/5/5
*giggles* it took forever for me to figure out my new scanner! LOL! Great job!
good one rick....5s
Excellent!
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