-> "Don't Flee From Me Friends Of Hagrid"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Flee From Me Friends Of Hagrid"
The Lyrics
Is that you Hagrid, you sound quite strange?
Oh just friends of Hagrid asking many questions.
Well let me see if I can explain what I know.
You won't believe me
But I was once a wee spider for sale.
Hagrid bought me and made me his pet,
which was just fine with me.
Then something happened, and I was blamed
They said I was a monster and had to die.
Hagrid fought to save me as I escaped Scott free.
So I chose freedom
Ran to the Dark Forest
And I grew to the size of a big Cadillac
So that is my story to you.
Don't flee from me friends of Hagrid
The truth is my family is starving.
You entered into my lair
You look so tasty
And we're so hungry
Please stay for dinner.
I know what you're thinking, but there's no escape.
Besides I never invited in.
You are surrounded so you might as well give in.
Make no illusions
I don't normally make negotiations with my food.
Perhaps if you knew that cute Shelob.
Then we could make a deal.
Don't flee from me friends of Hagrid
The truth is my family is starving.
You entered into my lair
You look so tasty
And we're so hungry
Please stay for dinner
Have I said too much?
Quick get them my pretties! Our dinner is running away!
Hey nobody told me they had a flying car.
Oh darn, they got away.
Kim.
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