Song Parodies -> "I'm Hockin'"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walkin'"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Hockin'"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to the real Fats Domino, rescued this week in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

I'm hockin', yes, indeed
'N' I'm coughin', got flu, you see
Beg pardon--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Yeah, yeah

So sorry, snuck up on me!
Projectile, like a Scud, you see!
Forgive me--
Your suit caught that loogie!

Whatsamatter, dude, where's your wedding smile?
Like epaulets, it's way in style!
Looks kinda sweet, so hang awhile--
So go get 'er, dude, 'n' walk down the aisle!

I'm coughin', yes, indeed
And I'm hockin', some huge loogies
I'm copin'--
Don't you hock back at me!

(Instrumental, throat-clearing, sputtering, wheezing)

I'm hockin', yes, indeed
And I'm coughin', got flu, you see
Beg pardon--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Yeah, yeah

Asthmatic as I can be,
I'm payin' the drug companies;
I'm mopin',
But your best man is me!

Whatcha gonna do, call the wedding off?
Gotta see it through while I cough, cough, cough!
Sorry 'bout the last one, it had some loft--
Get me a spittoon or a three-horse trough!

I'm coughin', yes, indeed
'N' I'm hockin', it's stuck like brie
It's ropy--
Don't you hock back at me!

©Bob Gomez 2005

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