-> "Ambulating in a Winter Optimized-for-Wonder-Enhancement Land"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Parody Song Title:
"Ambulating in a Winter Optimized-for-Wonder-Enhancement Land"
Parody Written by:
Jim Webster
The Lyrics
Bells of Sleigh express themselves aurally, are you employing your listening resources?
In the outdoor transportation corridor, frozen water in hexagonal patterns is emitting reflected light
A visually stimulating image,
We’re experiencing meaningful fulfillment,
Ambulating in a Winter Optimized for-Wonder-Enhancement Land.
Redeployed in another location is the aviary creature of color blue
Here to remain static is the recently appearing aviary creature
It musically expresses a song of emotional needs
As we progress to our destination,
Ambulating in a Winter Optimized for-Wonder-Enhancement Land
In the flatland preserve we can facilitate the construction of a snowperson or snowperdaughter.
Then, through engaging in imaginative play, project that he or she is Parson or Perdaughter Brown
He or She’ll vocalize, Are you domestic partners?
We’ll vocalize, Our response is negative, person or perdaughter,
But you can be empowered to enable us when you’re in our community.
At a later time, we’ll engage in cooperative planning,
As we explore our psychological patterns by the unfortunately inefficient wood-burning device
To face fear-free (by acknowledging our true feelings)
The plans we have implemented,
Ambulating in a Winter Optimized for-Wonder-Enhancement Land.
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