Well you only live once...

Counsel, Counsel
Catch us a catch
Find us a find
Make us a match!

For male victims
Expose him as a true con man
For female victims
Expose him as a serial sexual predator

As for me, well
I wouldn’t complain if
He’s exposed for committing
High treason and federal crimes!

Counsel, Counsel
Catch us a catch
Find us a find
Expose that rat!

“Since when are you into justice? When are you into politics?”
Well, we’re loyal to this country
Why shouldn’t I want the best for it?

Oh Madam Speaker,
Have I got news for you!
We found out his fixer commited illegal deals
He could flip, true?
True!

Oh Minority Leader,
Have I found intel for you!
Matt Whittaker lied to Congress
This should send him to federal prison, yes?
Yes!

Counsel, Counsel
You know I’m too young
To get this excited for this to be
Too good to be true!
Perhaps it’s because I’ve learned
Playing with matches can get a man burned!

Up until this minute, I misunderstood
The power of voting, the power to decide!
A decision like this determines the fate of others
So am I really to blame?

Counsel, Counsel
Remember you once were a private citizen too
So it’s not that I’ve lost hope
it’s just that I’m terrified!

So don’t catch me a catch
Don’t find me a find
Don’t indict
Until you’re sure you got everything you need
So this fake leader
Can’t walk away from betraying
Our good nation!