I run the Facebook
on a Sydney trip to bother you
Every word I said was 'boom'
Not 'am I bovvered'

Things they come up and go
From the Sydney harbour bays or Mel Giedroyc's nice ass
I remember when Sean Connery was Bond
when I first saw Trainspotting in Basildon

Please stop tweeting Basil Brush now
It's getting like a toddler matinee crowd

I don't buy me anything
I don't buy me anything
I don't buy me anything
I don't buy me anything
I don't buy me anything

Go on Twitter now
if you tweet Iraq and Baghdad
that'll be terrible to do now
Give that 10 years if I were you
Reading all about it
I can remember the Dixie Chicks not that German band Kraftwerk 'Autobahn' was my s''t
not 'The Model'

I know it takes me a boyband now
Open up Kraftwerk and I treat me how

I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter
I do not own Twitter

I look it up
I drown it out
As this is Elliott Smith
I look it up
I grandiose about
As i do not like Keith Chegwin

I kick it off
I lick it off
As I used to like Liz Hurley
I open up
I dream about
As I used to like Kurt Cobain

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah har