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Song Parodies -> "The Star's Angled Bummer"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Francis Scott Key

Parody Song Title:

"The Star's Angled Bummer"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Oh hey did you see
Paris Hilton last night
Oh so loudly she wailed
From her boyfriend's fast reaming
With hard strokes she sees stars
What a pair of loose thighs
All her rammed parts I watched
She was constantly screaming
With a shock of blonde hair
Her legs thrashing in air
They root through the night
And her ass was still bare
Oy vey did that star's angled bum-mer yet craaa-ave
As she paaa-ants on her knees
Dripping foam
And de-praaaved

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 44

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Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555

Bone, bone on Dee Range
Where the beer and the planted dope lay
Where often is heard
Porn-encouraging words
Sex-ban's eye, they so proudly evade
John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
3 5-star hotels!
Arwen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy cow...
Adagio - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever use of words..
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't particularly care for the topic (how did that evade the sex ban?)...but the word-play was clever and well-matched to the original. 5-4-4...
Rick D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Haw, this was great. Good job with short song!
Airfarcewon - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic sound alike words and phrasing...5's
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow...
Dee Range - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for the comments. I always wanted to sing the anthem at a ball game. Guess this will have to do
Phil Alexander - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but...



...only kidding ;-)
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, Philbo, quiz time...fill in the blank...."God Save The _______".
2Eagle - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This was good. (But I still want to see the video.)
Dee Range - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, 2Eagle, and Robert, many thanks. Johnny D, how about GOD SAVE THE TAPE? lol
Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent and very clever - now I have to borrow the video - just to check the facts, ma'am
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
God save the CREAM!
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm singing this at the next ballgame i go to...truly funny stuff...5s
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee, you know something...this was better (and hotter, honestly) than the video...5's - alvin, make sure you sing that LOUD & CLEAR...and see if you can catch any reaction from the people seated around you while you're doing it...
Dee Range - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, alvin, and Paul, amny thanks. I, also, would like to see the video, just to see how close my imagination came to the real thing.
Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh beautiful, for specious guy, for Amber's raving game...
Mike - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. Perfect pacing and very funny. 5-5-5
Dee Range - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P. and Mike, thank you both for the comments
Adagio - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Already voted.
2nz - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
As a fellow parody author, I commend you for the clever word-play Dee. But as an American I find this to be in really bad taste. And I guess I'm alone in feeling that way. Since I can't express both view-points in my one vote, I won't be voting on this one.
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Another star mangled rammer. Too funny.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Seeing Paris Hilton epitomises the Barbie-doll glamour girl that so many American teens aspire to, I found it only too fitting that this was to your anthem. (Mail bombs should be sent with correct postal code, please) 5 grunt 5 strain 5 will that be cash?
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - nice job
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd just like to agree with 2nz in that I too think this is in very poor taste. To which I have but one thing to say: ENCORE!

Oops.. JD, I missed your question:
* OK, Philbo, quiz time...fill in the blank...."God Save The _______".
I think you'll find that it's "God HELP The Queen": http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional424.shtml
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I honestly can't believe you got away with this! :-) 555
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Best Star Spangled Parody I have ever read. Absolutely perfect pace, rhyme, puns. 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) There's a Queenryche song called "Last night in Paris was strange"... I'll say no more.
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is sure to have men the world over saluting ;)
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Fast reaming. Rammed parts (LOVE the rammed parts). Ass was still bare. Funny, funny, funny. Great stuff.
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--nice work.
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) for "dripping foam and de-praved" put "all alone with Dee Range" - fits just as nicely, I think (but I'm only guessing! :-))
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
clever and irreverent ... but what was the event that this refers to??
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG, I had to pick my jaw off the keyboard before I could give you fives. And when I think of one of the lines for which an M&P parody got rejected once upon a time! Sheesh! Funny!

Paris might be nice to visit but I don't know if I would like to be stuck in there!!! Muwahaha
Spaff.com - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
A stellar deeranged anthem. And I'm with Claude; from now on, every time I hear the word ramparts, I'll think of this.
John Jenkins - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I have a lot of respect for 2nz and his opinion about this parody; but, since Francis Scott Key was parodying an English drinking song when he wrote the song that became our national anthem, I can't fault Dee Range. Very good job of matching the parody to the original.
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A masterpiece!
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - Still think this is hotter than the video...excellent work...
Jeff Reuben - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sad my wife is hooked on the show =)

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