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Song Parodies -> "T. Cruz"
Original Song Title:
"Sea Cruise"
Original Performer:
Frankie Ford
Parody Song Title:
"T. Cruz"
Parody Written by:
Pol Potlatch
The Lyrics
“Grown man” fibbin’ is in the news
Pure bullshittin’ is what ensues
This creepy pest got nothin’ in his views
Bloated ego wastin’ time, it’s T. Cruz
Ego-ego-mania (3 times)
Bloated ego wastin’ time, it’s T. Cruz
Squeals out nothin’s, and it seems nothin’ can ease
All his truth bendin’, at best mendacity
You know that when he’s talkin’ he is on the wrong track
He’s in a world of bullshit, that’s Texas which is wack
This seamy pest got nothin’ in his views
Grotesque ego wastin’ time, it’s T. Cruz
Loonies-loonies-gave-the (3 times)
Votes to put into the Senate T. Cruz
I wish he’d get to movin’, take with him his lyin’
His party’s full of nitwits, few are worth a dime
This weasel pest got nothin’ in his views
Bloated ego wastin’ time is T. Cruz
Losin’-losin’-favor (3 times)
with adults in the GOP, T. Cruz
Squeals out nothin’s, maybe he needs meds to ease
All his truth bendin’, send to the pharmacy
Bol-hooin’-cry-baby (3 times)
Because he can’t have his way, it's T(antrum) Cruz
Pure bullshittin’ is what ensues
This creepy pest got nothin’ in his views
Bloated ego wastin’ time, it’s T. Cruz
Ego-ego-mania (3 times)
Bloated ego wastin’ time, it’s T. Cruz
Squeals out nothin’s, and it seems nothin’ can ease
All his truth bendin’, at best mendacity
You know that when he’s talkin’ he is on the wrong track
He’s in a world of bullshit, that’s Texas which is wack
This seamy pest got nothin’ in his views
Grotesque ego wastin’ time, it’s T. Cruz
Loonies-loonies-gave-the (3 times)
Votes to put into the Senate T. Cruz
I wish he’d get to movin’, take with him his lyin’
His party’s full of nitwits, few are worth a dime
This weasel pest got nothin’ in his views
Bloated ego wastin’ time is T. Cruz
Losin’-losin’-favor (3 times)
with adults in the GOP, T. Cruz
Squeals out nothin’s, maybe he needs meds to ease
All his truth bendin’, send to the pharmacy
Bol-hooin’-cry-baby (3 times)
Because he can’t have his way, it's T(antrum) Cruz
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DKOS, but you got it right, except you say there are adults in the GOP. Sorry, I can't vote.
I wish I'd thought of this one.
Next year the Obama administration will solve the problem of homelessness by forcing all the street people to buy a house or pay a "tax". That ought to work real well. There is a big difference between "health insurance" and "health care". I could explain it to a six-year old, but not to an "adult" democrat.
Patrick, you may be a reactionary trog, but you write fine parodies.
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