-> "T. Cruz"
Original Song Title:
"Sea Cruise"
Parody Song Title:
"T. Cruz"
The Lyrics
Old man "Lection's" got real big shoes
"Orange" ain't sittin' and singin' the blues
Ain't no dough test, when there's billions to lose
Trump's a guy to take him on, old T. Cruz
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Trump's the one to take him on - yeah, T. Cruz
Ted's been rollin' - pollin' high in Iowa state
We'll see who's hay - come Tuesday's big debate
Well, Donald's been a'rockin' with his hat in the ring
Up through the pack comes Teddy, and he's ready to sting
Who will be blessed - after GOP "Tues"
Thing's been buzzin' cousin, 'bout a T. Cruz
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Trump's a dude to take him on - ahh, T. Cruz
The Prez Run's really rollin' baby, I ain't lyin
That calendar is flippin' - not much time for buyin'
Ask Kanye West - who's the all time best choose
Trump'll mow the White House lawn - not T. Cruz
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Wednesday, we'll learn history on Fox News
Need more braggin' - Donald won'tcha honor us please!
Watch out, Megyn - Baby those arteries
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Who he? Who he? baby
Trump's the bump he'll rattle on - old T. Cruz
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