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Song Parodies -> "Sky Dive"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
Frankie Lane
Parody Song Title:
"Sky Dive"
Parody Written by:
BeatleJuice
The Lyrics
Fallin' Fallin' Fallin'
Keep fallin' fallin' fallin'
Find myself just bawlin'
Chute just keeps on stallin'
Skydive!
There's soon to be a scandal
'Cos when I pull this handle
Chute doesn't open, though I've tried
Soon by my calculatin'
With that hard ground a' waitin'
I'll be just one inch tall and ten feet wide
Open up!...Not a chance
Beg some more...wet my pants
Either way...it's my last...
Sky dive!
Pulled the cord!...Ripped it out!
Holy Hell!...Give a shout!
So watch out...down below... Skydive!
Open! Open! Open!
Won't, despite my hopin'
I just can't keep copin'
Skydive!
Nerves are getting shattered
Hell bent for splatter
Wishin' this chute would let me glide
Mom will soon be swearin'
These Jockey Shorts I'm wearin'
Will soon be seen on T.V.s worldwide
Open up! ...I demand
It won't heed...my command
Either way...it's my last
Skydive!
Here's a thought...though it's moot
Wish I'd brought...back-up chute
All for naught....here it OOOPH!!!
Skydive!
I'm wakin' wakin' wakin'
Though I'm still a' shakin'
Smell some eggs and bacon
Alive!!!
I'm glad that I was dreamin'
With sweat, tears, and screamin'
Shorts...I'll be changing by and by
Heart's still palpitatin'
But my friends are a' waitin'
They're waitin' cos today we sky dive!
Sky Dive!
Sky Dive!
Keep fallin' fallin' fallin'
Find myself just bawlin'
Chute just keeps on stallin'
Skydive!
There's soon to be a scandal
'Cos when I pull this handle
Chute doesn't open, though I've tried
Soon by my calculatin'
With that hard ground a' waitin'
I'll be just one inch tall and ten feet wide
Open up!...Not a chance
Beg some more...wet my pants
Either way...it's my last...
Sky dive!
Pulled the cord!...Ripped it out!
Holy Hell!...Give a shout!
So watch out...down below... Skydive!
Open! Open! Open!
Won't, despite my hopin'
I just can't keep copin'
Skydive!
Nerves are getting shattered
Hell bent for splatter
Wishin' this chute would let me glide
Mom will soon be swearin'
These Jockey Shorts I'm wearin'
Will soon be seen on T.V.s worldwide
Open up! ...I demand
It won't heed...my command
Either way...it's my last
Skydive!
Here's a thought...though it's moot
Wish I'd brought...back-up chute
All for naught....here it OOOPH!!!
Skydive!
I'm wakin' wakin' wakin'
Though I'm still a' shakin'
Smell some eggs and bacon
Alive!!!
I'm glad that I was dreamin'
With sweat, tears, and screamin'
Shorts...I'll be changing by and by
Heart's still palpitatin'
But my friends are a' waitin'
They're waitin' cos today we sky dive!
Sky Dive!
Sky Dive!
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Beatlejuice, you've proven you aren't just a flash in the Beatle-parody pan. Very, very funny and perfectly done! Consider entering the Song Of The Month contest at the messageboard!
funny and quickly paced, but i guess it would have to be, wouldn't it ?
Sky fives.
whoa, after your last one, I thought here's a talented newbie, and this proves it - perfect pacing and funny lines and ideas everywhere - as Ag said, check out the SOTM (and other) contests on the MB
awesome
Thanks everyone for commenting.
Excellent parody to a favorite OS of mine. 555 Welcome to the site, noobie. ; )
Sorry, I don't believe this "nooB" talk - this is a beautifully crafted parody throughout with some great lines in - tell me, BJ (not the most fortunate of acroynmys, I guess), how long have you been at this game before posting here?
For all the commenters here, BeatleJuice is a Beatles tribute (and parody) band. Although all four members each have written parodies before, they write Beatlejuice parodies collectively. Time constraints will forbid Beatlejuice from any contests here, but we thank you for the response and invitation, as well as the comments. Our schedule will make submitting, as well as commenting on, parodies, very sketchy.
PURE GENIUS!!! XD It's funny 'cause it turned out to be a nightmare, and then later that day it turns out he's gotta do what he had the nightmare about! 555!
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