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Song Parodies -> "Balls Are Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is Blue"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Balls Are Blue"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Blue, blue, my balls are blue
Blue set of "nads,
Now I'm without you
Lay, lay, I need a lay
Stiff is my part
Since you became gay
Dead, dead, my love life's dead
You and your gal
I found in my bed
When we met, it was dusk till morn
Than you left, now I'm stuck with this porn
Black, black, this hooker's black
Once you've had her, there's no going back
Blue set of "nads,
Now I'm without you
Lay, lay, I need a lay
Stiff is my part
Since you became gay
Dead, dead, my love life's dead
You and your gal
I found in my bed
When we met, it was dusk till morn
Than you left, now I'm stuck with this porn
Black, black, this hooker's black
Once you've had her, there's no going back
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Seems that our minds are working in the same direction today Rick, to music from the same age, actually I DKTOS here but knowing this is your homefield I trust you on the pacing.
I KTOS and grant this Duncan delight 5s all the way.
Very nice, I remember the song, although by a different artist - actually, by a few different artists, and also an Instrumental version that use to get a lot of play. 5's ~ ~ ~
Hilarious! Didn't know Sinatra did a version (could picture him singing your lyrics!)...pimpin' out 5's
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