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Song Parodies -> "Size:Does:Matter"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Size:Does:Matter"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
(If you have read the following intro once before it's because this is my second take on the subject, the first one was called GIVE:HER:BUFF:LOVE).
Microsoft Hotmail (free) Accounts have been increased to 250 Mb, probably due to the way spam mail has become bigger and bigger lately, though the evolutionary laws of counterbalanced terror predicts that this will lead to even larger spam mail, therefore I'm now anticipating that we'll soon see spam arriving to our inboxes in the form of mp3-music. (I hope I'm wrong, but if I'm not here's how it might sound).
Microsoft Hotmail (free) Accounts have been increased to 250 Mb, probably due to the way spam mail has become bigger and bigger lately, though the evolutionary laws of counterbalanced terror predicts that this will lead to even larger spam mail, therefore I'm now anticipating that we'll soon see spam arriving to our inboxes in the form of mp3-music. (I hope I'm wrong, but if I'm not here's how it might sound).
Size does matter! Size does matter!
Come together like a ball and batter
This I tell; your Johnson
should not be laughed at with no pants on
Size does matter! Size does matter!
If it's like a flute you'll need it fatter
Ask the girl; your Peter
could use a few more centimeters
Add, add, add another inch for
her satisfaction
Add, add, add and you are soon to get
more all night action
Size does matter! Size does matter!
Get a rep that makes the women tatter
Let's shape up your member
You can add more
We have the lore
To help you score so they'll remember
Come together like a ball and batter
This I tell; your Johnson
should not be laughed at with no pants on
Size does matter! Size does matter!
If it's like a flute you'll need it fatter
Ask the girl; your Peter
could use a few more centimeters
Add, add, add another inch for
her satisfaction
Add, add, add and you are soon to get
more all night action
Size does matter! Size does matter!
Get a rep that makes the women tatter
Let's shape up your member
You can add more
We have the lore
To help you score so they'll remember
© Peter Andersson.
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This parody measures up really well.
Frighteningly funny thought. Fives.
Size? Size matters not! Fives? Hmm!! Fives very much matter, do they!
The way that "could use a few more centimeters" played out with the pacing made me laugh out loud!
15 inches...wonderfully written
I've ordered you a pump, to go along with some 5's
Hey, is that MY Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger? Grooooooovy, bay-beeee!
I have heard that the only thing that really matters...is an open sore...but I think this parody matters, for fives
Johnny D and AFW already beat me to the more valid points here. This gives me an idea for a new parody.=)
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