Song Parodies -> "Beer And Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

"Beer And Pizza"

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The Lyrics

Say it now and say it loud...I'm fat and I'm proud! (Hey, what's this pain in my che...hnnggg!)

Beer and pizza, beer and pizza
In my diet they're a constant feature
Once, was thin and bony
Now I'm inhaling pepperoni

Exercisin', exercisin'
That I don't do any, ain't surprisin'
Who says gyms are groovy?
I work out watchin' porno movies

Fries, pies, ice cream, peanut butter
All in one sittin'
Prise, prise, prise me off the sofa, mom
I've squashed your kitten!

Fags and coffee, fags and coffee
Really compliment my pie, banoffee
Why'm I not in heaven?
I shoulda died in '97

[Instrumental]

Lies, lies, lies keep those Weight Watchers
Jerks from my front door
I'm quite wide; I have my own postcode
That's what I aimed for!

Soon heart failure, soon heart failure
Coz my ass is bigger than Australia
Though I'm barely tickin'
I still can hear
The call of beer
I'm off my rear for pan-fried..chicken!

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Ravyn Rant - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

"...prise me off the sofa, mom - I've squashed your kitten"...I have to go sing this for my co-workers before the boss gets in. 555

alvin rhodes - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

wondrous wordplay

AFW - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

This is even funnier, when you consider how skinny Frank was, most of his life...fives

PMS - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

This tips the scales at 555 lbs

carol - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

LMAO!! three funny 5's

Phil Alexander - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Beer and pizza
Beer and pizza
Often eaten by Kant and Nietzsche
Philosophic mensch'll
Tell you that it's existential ;-)

I can relate to this one, Kristof...

Johnny D - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Beer and pizza
Beer and pizza
Thrown together, mighty belchin' greets ya
Poor S.O. of Kristof
When he starts fartin' she'll be pissed-off

;-D

MasonR - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Beer and pizza: Breakfast of champions. No. wait--that's coffee and Visine...anyway, 5 slices to go!

Red Ant - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm eating pizza right now, with extra pepperoni. 555

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

:-)

daniel - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment

fat people rule!!!!!!!!!!! 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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