This parody kinda makes fun of the contradictoriness of fundamentalism, I guess that makes me a heathen in some eyes but I'm not writing it from a full blown atheist's point of view (I think that parts of the writings of James Redfield comes closer to what could possibly be than anything else I've read so far), I'm doing it because every time I see fundamentalists dismiss evolution as a "lukewarm theory" or something like that it always tickles my muse up there above. Archaeologists worldwide make thousands of Darwinian findings every day, whereas God (if he/she/it exists) at best can be said to be an underachiever when it comes to leaving proof of his/her/its existence. Furthermore it adds to the oxymoronic of it all that atheism and monotheism (contrary to popular belief) are NOT each others antonyms, more like next door neighbours, as a monotheist simply believes in one more God than the atheist, and once he/she comes to understand why he/she dismisses all other possible Gods he/she will also understand why the so called atheist or heathen dismiss his/hers. Ranting aside, as long as self appointed and self righteous clashes about these things goes on and people are actually killed therefore all I really want to say to both sides is: Please! NIMBY!

© Peter Andersson. (The hardest part to write here was actually the intro, written in boring academic style it could probably have filled a whole book, but I managed to shorten it down to approximately 1000 letters. Go Me!)