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Song Parodies -> "Queer Eye (You Dork, You Dork)"
Original Song Title:
"New York, New York"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Queer Eye (You Dork, You Dork)"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Start gettin' some clues
You Beavis-in-gray
Just cut out that retarded s*it
You dork, you dork
Those little tattoos
They make you look gay
But not the stylish part of it
You dork, you dork
We'll use some make-up just to color those pasty cheeks
We'll teach you seventeen new mousse-fluffing techniques
What's with the brown shoes?
Your shirts are too plain
We're gonna need some better clothes
You dork, you dork
Your cheap-ass shampoos
Go right down the drain
What is it with you heteros?
You dork, you dork
We'll dress you up like Cher
And then we'll cruise Time's Square
Just yankin' you
New Dork, Neeeew Dooooork!
You Beavis-in-gray
Just cut out that retarded s*it
You dork, you dork
Those little tattoos
They make you look gay
But not the stylish part of it
You dork, you dork
We'll use some make-up just to color those pasty cheeks
We'll teach you seventeen new mousse-fluffing techniques
What's with the brown shoes?
Your shirts are too plain
We're gonna need some better clothes
You dork, you dork
Your cheap-ass shampoos
Go right down the drain
What is it with you heteros?
You dork, you dork
We'll dress you up like Cher
And then we'll cruise Time's Square
Just yankin' you
New Dork, Neeeew Dooooork!
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Bwah ha ha! You really captured what the show is about!
Great Job!
(ABC) It grew on me as I was reading it. 5's. Say, Claude, I see the "Author" on this page shows "Room Full of Monkeys" - did I get the right parody posted here?
(ABC) "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" is a parody of itself already --- so it's great fun to make even MORE fun of it! Good job, Monkey Claude.
Since I have never watched this show, I don't relate as well. Mari watches this stupid fluff called "Merge", where a model and bunch of guys remodel a newlywed's home. I call the show "Omigod!", because that whet the young couple says about 200 times when they see their new place.
(ABC) Yuck, don't even get me started on how Australian TV has seriously broadcasted about 25 different Home Renovation shows within the last year, infusing it with Reality TV for about a million moronic cries of 'Oh my gawd!'. Anyhoo, you managed to encapsulate Queer Eye in few words, with some fine jokes that I had a chuckle at.
I must have missed this one when I was checking before submitting my own "You Dork, You Dork" parody (http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra28.shtml) - I don't watch the show (though I think there is a version over here, too), but now that I've read the song, I don't think I need to ;-)
Thanks everybody. Paul, sorry it took me so long to respond--yes, most of the monkey room parodies are mine. I keep meaning to do a bio or something but that's too much hard work. Anyway thanks again.
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