she probes their droppings
finds dinner, they ate
she scans their features
and has 'em all straight
she's never bothered
though people, they hate
that's why the lady visits chimps

she gives the apes, names
like sharon and earl
she'd never harm them
she's part of their world
the males ones flirt
plus she clicks the girls
that's why the lady visits chimps

she picks the wee fresh...bugs from their hair
she isn't scared...just folks..and they're O.K.

this place is forlorn here...no home for a wimp
that's why the lady visits chimps

doesn't like life, tame
some think that she's odd
she goes to jungles
in places, abroad
cities, she'll skirt
cause she feels far from god
that's why the lady visits chimps