This is an outrage! Michael came to terms with my film born fantasies long ago, Mister (Lesser) Pacholek...he's FINE with it. I'm tempted to give you 1s, simply for dissing your sweet and talented brother...but alas...it seems that the only thing the two of you share is an ability to write a good parody. ; )

Parody and explanatory text both funny. Interestingly, I've got a Sinatra-tune parody in the works about an evil twin.

fives from alvin's blundering twin

I see Bernard found the "ON" switch on his computer. I'd rather have Vin Diesel and Orlando Bloom tag-team on a root canal on me than listen to Bernard's blatherings. (Imagine if he actually existed, how hellish my life would be!) In the immortal words of Anthony Edwards, this calls for complete and total retaliation, and if I don't, then I'm nothing but the nerd he says I am!

Michael, you need therapy! I know a good shrink you could see. He's offering a 2 for 1 special right now. You can both go. LOL here! 555

So now we've got the Bill and Bob Bennett of parodies? If so, stay away from gambling. And whatever you think of Leinart, he's good at ballroom dancing. When it's the only class you take in a semester, you'd better be good.

Yeah, and UCLA bruins are the greatest football team in the whole country and James Blunt is the greatest thing since Cole Porter.

One thing you gotta admit about Pacholek: he's got a lot of personality. Er, personalities.

All around funny... and I've got a little of that voyeuristic Richard Dawson vibe going to boot!

If you really wanted to get under his skin, you shoulda told him the Red Sox rule, instead of the Mets. Here's some 5 mg valium for your bro..he's need them

Call me confused, but did Michael really write this? There is no way in hell MP could or would have penned that bottom comment, especially "George Bush is a great President". Still funny though. 5s.

Ant: That's the genius of it. I just do the opposite of whatever Mikey does. (For example, he HATES being called "Mikey." We're old enough to remember that Life Cereal commercial, and that's why he hates the name.) Dee: Trust me, he hates the Mets more. When the Bronx Bumblers choked in October 2004, he went around telling people it would've been ten times worse to have lost the 2000 World Series to my Metropolitans. He may find out for sure this October! And Jose Reyes IS a better shortstop than Derek Jeter! Steve K & 2Eagle: Actually, being the more conservative of the twins, I should root for USC (the spoiled-rich-kids private school) over UCLA (the public, state-sponsored University of California at Los Angeles). Then again, for every Bill Walton and Jim Morrison at UCLA, there was a Bill Lee and George Lucas at USC, so who knows? But I do love James Blunt. His singing is absolutely wonderful. I like Sean Paul, too. And at the 2002-03 Oscars, Meryl Streep really should've gotten Best Supporting Actress for "Adaptation." Maybe Kathy Bates for "About Schmidt." Certainly not that Welsh bimbo.

not only was the subbing superb, but the post-script was hilarious, MP - I look forward to more interaction between you and Bernard - reminds me of Jeannie's dark-haired twin sister on "I Dream Of Jeannie" - 555

Screw the parody. I saw another Pacholek, and I had to see this.

How old are you two?

I'm guessing Mike is older.

I'll give ya 5s just cuz I like ya.

Are you REALLY Twins?

Or is this another AmIRight joke that I'll never get?

I've provided the 5s, now you provide the answers.

(PS: Sorry for the double post, but it's late... Sue me.)

(PSS: I'm on Mike's side. Not only does Bush blow, Bush sucks, too. He's like one of those old vacuum cleaners)

Silver, here are the answers you seek: 1. We're both 36, even though we occasionally refer to each other as "Little brother." I call him "little" because, being a figment of my imagination, I can make him any size I want; he calls me "little" because, not being real, he overcompensates, as a guy with a midlife crisis and, uh, inferior equipment might buy a sports car. 2. No, we're not REALLY twins, we're FICTIONALLY twins. 3. Hopefully, you're reading this, and are thus getting the joke. 4. I appreciate the thoughts, except that Bush is not like a vacuum cleaner, because he lets out more dirt than he takes in. And if Bernard doesn't like it, what's he gonna do? I'm the one registered to vote, not he! (Though he can legally "cancel out" my vote for baseball's All-Star Game!)

Ooh. I get it.

Kinda.

Wow, you must have a whole lot of imagination to be able to type 'I do love James Blunt. His singing is absolutely wonderful. I like Sean Paul, too.'

I wish I could escape to your fantasy world.

What's next? TJ Spindler being a half-decent parody artist? *Yeah, that was MY little joke.*

Back in the day.

You only made 3? You should submit some more although you could be Mike's alter ego in disguise, lol.