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Song Parodies -> "Let's Take A Chance On Love"
Original Song Title:
"Taking A Chance On Love"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Let's Take A Chance On Love"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Stambo
The Lyrics
First Cramer, then a badly afflicted ding-a-ling. Hmmm, maybe there is a pattern.
(verse)
I visited my clinic
For a checkup, just routine
The doctor found a cold sore
On my love machine
As he smeared on vaseline
He told me it's much worse than gangrene
Oh!
(chorus)
Got a new disease
Hidden beneath my BVD's
Still I beg you, please
Let's Take A Chance On Love
They can't say for sure
When it'll go away for sure
Not today, for sure
Let's Take A Chance On Love
(bridge)
At first it looked like a pimple
But Doctor Sam Hoff
Said things are never that simple
Now my ding is falling off
(final chorus)
No more kissing now
Just lots of reminiscing now
I'm having trouble pissing now
I wish I'd worn a glove
When I took a chance on love
I visited my clinic
For a checkup, just routine
The doctor found a cold sore
On my love machine
As he smeared on vaseline
He told me it's much worse than gangrene
Oh!
(chorus)
Got a new disease
Hidden beneath my BVD's
Still I beg you, please
Let's Take A Chance On Love
They can't say for sure
When it'll go away for sure
Not today, for sure
Let's Take A Chance On Love
(bridge)
At first it looked like a pimple
But Doctor Sam Hoff
Said things are never that simple
Now my ding is falling off
(final chorus)
No more kissing now
Just lots of reminiscing now
I'm having trouble pissing now
I wish I'd worn a glove
When I took a chance on love
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The title gave nothing away, Jeff...but this was cracking good fun, and the last verse was a humour triumph. I'd love to hear a recording of this. 555
Boy, if it's worse than gangrene, whew! What could be worse than having the tree chopped down? Answer...having the stump split. One of the funniest you have submitted yet, Jeff.5x3
horriifically funny
Glad to see someone else doing FS's and more of the older standard stuff...............Delightfully funny, and nonchalantly naughty...top job, here
KR,DR, a, and AFW---Wow, the top of the parody batting order. Thanks for the props.
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