The tank is near empty
But the gas pump’s inserted
You think something may be wrong
It’s ripped right from its circuits…
Don’t want gas spilling
Take the pump out you used
You might need a lesson
On learning to cruise

Those poor Corvettes you hit
One after another
You pressed the wrong lever
The gas pedal foot covers…
You keep on earnin’
Those dents from abuse
So you’d better sign up
For learning to cruise

Here at the Car Depot
The cruise will be taught frantically
Teach you, “Don’t drive too ploughed”
Learn cruise and you’ll want your ID

Headlights of your old Jeep
Those headlights are shattered
Since you as the chauffer
Made road kill, Trees battered…
You missed that dog
But mailbox bruised
Don’t bother with the break
Keep learning to cruise

You yap on your Cellphone
And cruise inside your jalopy
Your mind’s up in the clouds
You drove through a cemetery

The sidewalk you don’t see
That sidewalk you’re driving
You haven’t had liquor
Still few folks are surviving…
You’ll hear the cops
They scream, “Don’t drive and booze!”
Soon strapped in some handcuffs
Should learn how… to… cruise!!!