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Song Parodies -> "Eat Pork! Eat Pork!"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Pork! Eat Pork!"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Much better than my previous Ol' Blue Eyes outing. For Artistry. Enjoy!
Stop eating the ewes
No beef on your plate
The chicken's off the menu now
Eat pork! Eat pork!

Though other meat rules
They're more than okay
I suggest the more flavour-filled
Red pork! Eat pork!

Don't you wanna be more healthy?
Like to be fit?
So this pork will do it, but when
Served moderate

So eat up this meat
It comes with small fries
And there's some sauce all over it
Red pork! Yum pork!

And you can eat it here
Or there or anywhere
Just eat it, fool!
Eat pork! Red pork!

Eat pork! Eat pork!
You've got to eat up
Cuz soon you'll fall into drain pipes
And play handball against the curbs of the street
So eat up now, 'fore you go snap

If you don't eat food
You will waste away
Eat what you like, but I do suggest this:
Eat pork! Red pork!

And...once you've finished with that
DON'T eat more 'till you're fat
That's just stupid!
Eat pork! Less pork!
Yummy in my tummy!

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Matthias - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess sending you on a trip back in time to the early 50's made you better, than when you started with "Jew Strife" in The Decathalon
MrMacphisto - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yum... 15 ribs for you...
Darrell Wilhelm - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I know that this might be offensive, but I don't like Jews because there is no such thing as a trulybeautiful Jew woman and because I disagree with everything about their culture and religion. Hindu women are so much prettier.
McKludge - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Um, "might" be offensive? No truly beautiful Jewish women? Hell, I'll take me a Natalie Portman any day.
bobpiecheese - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Um, Darrell? What are you talking about? This wasn't in the slightest bit religion-related. It was never meant to be. It was just about meat. Or are you just being an idiot (purposely giving urself the last name of 'Wilhelm' kinda makes one wonder)?
Agrimorfee - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry)Don't you know that eating red pork will give you trichinosis? That's why they call it the "other white meat". :P
Max Power - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll beef it up with 555.
Rex - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) LOL'd at "Just eat it, fool!"
Syncronos - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Can I have some applesauce?
Red Ant - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done pieman; perhaps I ought to call you "porkman" from now on, heh heh. The line "And play handball against the curbs of the street" seemed out of place, but never the less I liked the parody.
stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I've always believed that I should eat as much food as I can before I fall into a drainpipe, bobpie, so we're in agreeance there - loved the opening, and some nice random humour throughout - 555
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm hungry, I'm going to finish my pepperoni pizza.
Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) A pork of art!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Agri? Well, any how. . .I commented back in Artistry, but you know, the fact that I was eating was irrelevant to the parody, except it seemed appropriate at the time. Still one of your better paced songs, and funny in it's own right.
stuart mcarthur - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) see above - nice job bobpie - and if maybe someone had explained that horror drainpipe scenario to Karen Carpenter, she'd still be alive today
Mikey Squirrel - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Some very funny lines throughout, and well paced. Very good work, Conqueror. Mmmmm porkchops...
E.S. Blofeld - February 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Amazing job! Great lyrics, funny, and matches the flow of the original. 5 out of 5 stars!

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