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Song Parodies -> "Blood and Damage"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Blood and Damage"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
Actually from the 1950s, but the selector only goes back so far.
Blood and damage
Blood and damage
All this work has turned me to a savage
Venting my frustration
I beat him down in my work…station.
Blood and damage
Blood and damage
Guess he’s really gonna need a bandage
Think that he’d be wiser
Since he was called my super-visor
Tried, tried, tried to just ignore him
Proved to be futile
Tried, tried, tried but now I’ll stomp him down
With army boots, while
Blood and Damage
Blood and Damage
It’s what happens when you micro-manage
Time to duck and cover
You won’t get one
(He’s got a gun!)
You can’t get one without the…other!
Blood and damage
All this work has turned me to a savage
Venting my frustration
I beat him down in my work…station.
Blood and damage
Blood and damage
Guess he’s really gonna need a bandage
Think that he’d be wiser
Since he was called my super-visor
Tried, tried, tried to just ignore him
Proved to be futile
Tried, tried, tried but now I’ll stomp him down
With army boots, while
Blood and Damage
Blood and Damage
It’s what happens when you micro-manage
Time to duck and cover
You won’t get one
(He’s got a gun!)
You can’t get one without the…other!
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This creates so many questions, who was it you beat up in the 50s, for what reason and why have you waited until now to unburden your heart? ;-)
I think you should start attending anger management.... Heh, heh, heh... My security code is 6AK...
he he
Loved it! 5s
ah yes, a fantasy we've all indulged in at one time or another..5s
Where do you work, Sync? And do they have a gladiator's arena instead of a cafeteria? Scary, but fun. 555
Easy to sing along to
555 Damage.
(Artistry) Reminds me of Tokusou Sentai Blessranger in one of his fouler moods.
(Artistry) Ah the corporate life...you have a knack for hitting my funny bone.
(Artistry) That's ONE way to deal with a bad boss...if only you didn't get arrested for it! Loved it!
I liked this one probably a bit too much, but since I have a new job now... reminds me a bit of one definition of stress: "The confusion that results when the mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living s**t out of some a-hole who desperately needs it." - unknown.
(art) very economiacl and elegant, syncronos - you did the title sub proud, and I loved the smooth "It’s what happens when you micro-manage" - 555
(Artistry) Cracking up, seriously, one of the best I've read by you without question, I love the whole idea. . .not at all what I expected,
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