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Song Parodies -> "Use Duct Tape"

Original Song Title:

"Cheek To Cheek"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Use Duct Tape"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Little Boy)
Trouble
I’m in Trouble
I played with a match and I set flame to the drapes
What will mom do when she sees it’s bad misshape?
There is just one answer and that’s to use Duct Tape

(Superman)
Trouble
I’m in Trouble
I can’t seem to find my hero mask or cape
But just I can’t let that a*shole Lex escape!
So instead of mask I think I’ll use Duct Tape

(Spokesperson)
Yes, If pictures you need mounting
Or to bandage your bad scrapes
If you’re in a jam and need some help
Then my friend, here, use Duct Tape

Repairing is its mission
Even helped Severus Snape
It fixed his wand, cauldron and such
It’s magical, Duct Tape

Stick with me
I’ve got a roll. How ‘bout you?
Just toss the old glue
It’s Duct Tape’s debut

No Trouble
It’s No Trouble
Don’t wander round using thumbtacks like an ape
The stuff can even help you peal grapes
So come down to Low’s buy yourself Duct Tape
Tape is a tricky word to rhyme after awhile.....

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alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
i laughed so hard it brought tears to my ducts...where's that tape at ?
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff (`rolls` on floor laughing...). You sure you`re not... Matguivas?
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This is gonna be stuck in my head all day.
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm agape at your rape of duct tape.
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked the Snape reference... lol... 5-5-5
Ann Hammond - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I fix everything with it, too (though we call it Gaffer Tape over here... but that wouldn't scan)
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Everything in life can be solved with duct tape. I learned that from Freefall. Great job, Stove!
stuart mcarthur - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2) lol for your postcomment matty - yes after exhausting "cape" what do you do? - you managed admirably though, and great OS to use - although duct-tape is so cool it just sells itself - 555
Agrimorfee - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) This sure held together!
Syncronos - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
*stands up and applauds* If you can't fix it, DUCT IT, baby! That's right!!
Kristof Robertson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.1) After catching ducks with ductape, and chickens with chicken wire, I'm now looking for some pussy willow. ;-) Well done, Matty. 555
Arwen - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I especially loved your lament at the end about finding words to rhyme with tape...hee hee! This was fun and made me smile, Matthias!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon2) I thought the idea was an interesting target, but to I can't say it was among my favorite Matthias parodies. . .Cheek to Cheek stresses it's syllables too differently from yours, which made it a bit odd to try and sing a long to. I like the idea, but perhaps to a different song.
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
( Dec2: Electric Boogaloo) Had to go to your page to get to this,no problem with that though,5s)
Jeff Reuben - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrimofree took my comment (serves me right for waiting). Well done!
Mikey Squirrel - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC 2.1- Ah, good ol' duct tape. Is there anything it can't do? Kudos on finding so many interesting rhymes with tape. Good stuff, Matthias!
Guy - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4U)

Is there a recording of this one? I'd love to tape it. My Dad was a firm believer in tape, especially duct tape. If it couldn't get fixed with tape it usually stayed broken.
Agrimorfee - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Still holds up.
bobpiecheese - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-U) Woah, I read this one before? But then that was all of last year...still ingenious!
Red Ant - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
The video link on the messageboard goes to "Whiter Shade of Pale" instead of this song... doesn't help that my internet connection is running pitifully slow at the moment either. As a free read, I liked this parody, and there wee some pretty good lines within it.
Below Average Dave - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, see my above comment Matty, I know you used this one as a matter of entering, still feel this was not amongst your better works. . .

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