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Song Parodies -> "New York, New York"
Original Song Title:
"New York, New York"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"New York, New York"
Parody Written by:
Kimba T. Dogg
The Lyrics
A tribute because I love New York.
Blacks, Asians, and Jews
Gra-fee-teed Subways
Rye, lox, Ru-Dee, the park, bird shit, New York, New York
Fleas, mega-rats, ooze
Bars smoking gone 'way
It takes two grand to part-ment rent
New York, New York
I want to wake up in the city that gives YOU creeps
To find crime scenes out my 'sill, shots while I sleep
These bothersome dues
Are nothing to pay
It takes two grand to part-ment rent
In cold New York
If I can take it there
I'll take it anywhere
It's tough this Zoo, New York, New York.
I want to wake up in the city that gives YOU creeps
To find crime scenes out my 'sill, shots while I sleep
These bothersome dues
Are nothing to pay
It takes two grand to part-ment rent
In cold New York
If I can take it there
I'll take it anywhere
It's tough this Zoo, New York, New York.
Gra-fee-teed Subways
Rye, lox, Ru-Dee, the park, bird shit, New York, New York
Fleas, mega-rats, ooze
Bars smoking gone 'way
It takes two grand to part-ment rent
New York, New York
I want to wake up in the city that gives YOU creeps
To find crime scenes out my 'sill, shots while I sleep
These bothersome dues
Are nothing to pay
It takes two grand to part-ment rent
In cold New York
If I can take it there
I'll take it anywhere
It's tough this Zoo, New York, New York.
I want to wake up in the city that gives YOU creeps
To find crime scenes out my 'sill, shots while I sleep
These bothersome dues
Are nothing to pay
It takes two grand to part-ment rent
In cold New York
If I can take it there
I'll take it anywhere
It's tough this Zoo, New York, New York.
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Blacks, Asians, and Jews... LOL... damn, now I'm going to think of this line every time a Yankees game finishes.
You forgot the queers with AIDS, the welfare mothers, and the guys with purple hair.
Great stuff Kimbob
Thanks all. Ah, Claude, nothing gets past you - I guess the dog is out of the bag.
Nice place to visit, but I don't really understand why people live there.
Diva, one of the reasons why we live here is that it's too expensive to visit. KTD
Quite good, from a dog's point of view
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
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