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Song Parodies -> "Fruits and Veges"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Fruits and Veges"
Parody Written by:
Melanie Lee
The Lyrics
The OS was written for a 1955 TV production of Our Town. Decades later, it was famously used as the theme for Married with Children. OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ourc8m70FgE
Fruits and veges, fruits and veges—
Eat those cucumber and apple wedges!
Word up, sister, brother:
You’d better listen to your mother!
Fruits and veges, fruits and veges:
They can help you on the toilet’s edges.
Ask your local grocer
And order prunes and plums to go, sir!
Try, try, try to do without ‘em:
You’re constipated!
Try, try, try, and learn their nutrients
Can’t be debated.
Milk has mucus. Meat is fatty.
So don’t bank on that cheeseburger patty.
Fratboys, tell your pledges:
You’d better eat,
You’d better eat,
You’d better eat your fruits and veges!
Eat those cucumber and apple wedges!
Word up, sister, brother:
You’d better listen to your mother!
Fruits and veges, fruits and veges:
They can help you on the toilet’s edges.
Ask your local grocer
And order prunes and plums to go, sir!
Try, try, try to do without ‘em:
You’re constipated!
Try, try, try, and learn their nutrients
Can’t be debated.
Milk has mucus. Meat is fatty.
So don’t bank on that cheeseburger patty.
Fratboys, tell your pledges:
You’d better eat,
You’d better eat,
You’d better eat your fruits and veges!
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High in fiber, high in ratings!
Tasty too.
Sir, Great write to this Sinatra ~ Kamelot tune!
especially liked "prunes and plums to go"...lol
Great source of fiver
I loved the original song. Heard that for "Married With Children"
What Alvin said. Very well rhymed.
A fun parody that, regardless whether wittingly, wittily rebuts my own recent submission. In my kidhood, tho', I'd still have said "Uh-uh,Mama, I don't wanna!" :-)
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