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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Valentine"
Original Song Title:
"My Funny Valentine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Kentucky Valentine"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
For once, this parody IS about Old Lady Ribber. Lou Gehrig wasn't the luckiest man on the face of the Earth...I am and I know it. ;D
Kentucky Valentine,
Unlucky Valentine
That you are wed to this guy.
Don't get my jokes? All right.
Don't care about this site.
Yet you stay with me. Don't know why.
For my babbling will not quit,
And you're so tired of my "wit",
But you never mention "split".
My oh my.
There's something inside me -
Something that I can't see -
That keeps me here in your love.
Just take off that boxing glove!
Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers! ;D
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Oh No! not ones again! :-o Well at least I am some "one" who really enjoys your parodies, just like this one here! ;-) 555!
You're lucky! At least it's not "Kentucky Valentine needs yucky Ballantine to stay wed to this guy". I guess this hobby just doesn't appeal to many people. 555 chocolates for the missus.
Andy - Thanks. She is my reigning Queen. ;D
Oops, I just noticed that I'm a syl short on that - should have thought it through a bit longer.
Good job here... it's probably good that you're already married, since many of my IRL friends would drive you nuts. 555 Valentines.
Awwwwww.... ! 555 long-stemmed roses for Mrs. OMR :)
VERY nice, Ribber! As Steve Martin once said, "I believe that women should be put on a pedistal, high enough where you can see under their dress." LOL
And here I was expecting your valentine to be to a 13-year-old girl. (Kentucky, and all...;-D )
She must have the patience of a Saint! 555 to *her*!
(and to you, of course ;)
She must have the patience of a Saint! 555 to *her*!
(and to you, of course ;)
Thanks for the nice feedback, Ribber! So far you're the only one who's done so for "My Funky Valentine". Yet here you've got 8! Should I be envious?
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