next time you're 'round
maybe drugs can be found
and you will not be burned
its safe and sound

i can tell you're startin' to pant
for buds from the cannibis plant
anyone with such plans...can
grow a cannibis plant

if not, you...buy dope
you can...buy dope
price is high...to the sky
for my...fine dope

so any time, you're gettin' low
maybe you should grow
your own cannibis plant
oops, there go the cops
i guess that you can't

when troubles call
and you feel off the wall
then a doob should be burned
no cares at all

once i bought a silly ol' gram
cost so much...how stupid i am
then i smoked up that gram...damn !
look how loaded i am

i have to...buy dope
love to...try dope
i am high...as the sky
i smoked...my dope

so, anytime, you're feelin' bad
smoke some reefer, dad
soon, you'll not give a damn
oops, it seems like all your troubles have scrammed

all problems...seemed to left the room
you're a happy loon
but there's reason to stop
oops, there goes an undercover vice
oops, there goes an undercover vice
oops, there goes an undercover vice cop