Song Parodies -> "New Jersey, New Jersey"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"New Jersey, New Jersey"

Parody Written by:

Groundhog Druggies

The Lyrics

Godamn it there's no news, I'm leaving today
I want to get out of it - New Jersey, New Jersey
These crappie shoes are going to stay
I've just been beating up in the heart of it - New Jersey, New Jersey

I want to wake up in a city, that doesn't suck
I found myself at the top of a landfill - top of the heap

These little town bose, I'm spewing away
I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me - in old new jersey
If I can make it here, I can sell pot anywhere
Come on buy some- New Jersey, New Jersey

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