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Song Parodies -> "Love and Profits, Part 3"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Love and Profits, Part 3"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Hoomans! Welcome back again! And this time you even brought some friends from a galaxy far, far, far away for this my third Ferengi "lesson" about what love and life really is about. Just don´t forget to tip the Dabo girls before the night is over.
Love and profits, love and profits
As as businessman I can´t stay off it
Hear, hear, Jedi Master
You can´t force feelings any faster
Storm and Troopers, storming bloopers
Should have cloned a terminating groper
This I tell you Solo
You´ll pay for Leya in my Holo
Yo´, da, man to sodomize bad, what a delusion!
Jar-, Jar, Binx, has grabbed your Master Card for some intrusion
Love and Hutt-butts, love and Hutt-butts
There´s a price for even Buba Fett´s nuts
´Long´s it brings me profits
I´ll praise that Hoomans suck in office
As as businessman I can´t stay off it
Hear, hear, Jedi Master
You can´t force feelings any faster
Storm and Troopers, storming bloopers
Should have cloned a terminating groper
This I tell you Solo
You´ll pay for Leya in my Holo
Yo´, da, man to sodomize bad, what a delusion!
Jar-, Jar, Binx, has grabbed your Master Card for some intrusion
Love and Hutt-butts, love and Hutt-butts
There´s a price for even Buba Fett´s nuts
´Long´s it brings me profits
I´ll praise that Hoomans suck in office
© Peter Andersson
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Strange, but clever.
I particularly liked the punch lines at the end of each!
Thanx Agrimorfee and Melhi! This "Love and Profits" trilogy is a PPP (personal pet project) I´ve been working on for a couple of weeks. I even had to cut some lines that really hurt to do so with. Special favorite among them:
This I told E Presley
Get phat, or you will score like Wesley. :-)
This I told E Presley
Get phat, or you will score like Wesley. :-)
The first two were pretty good. This one smells worse than a Mugato fighting a Bantha.
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