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Song Parodies -> "Plane and Baggage"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Plane and Baggage"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Planes and baggage, planes and baggage
Go together like two same pole magnets
When your bags are shuffled
you can't find them without a scuffle
Planes and baggage, planes and baggage
In a terminal you can't be savage
Ask the sky cap wryly
And he will say it's part of flying
Flights, flights, flights will separate them
It's a frustration
Fly, fly, fly and you will only come
with masturbation
Planes and baggage, planes and baggage
Go together like the pope and magic
I was told by pilots
You can't find bags without a riot
Go together like two same pole magnets
When your bags are shuffled
you can't find them without a scuffle
Planes and baggage, planes and baggage
In a terminal you can't be savage
Ask the sky cap wryly
And he will say it's part of flying
Flights, flights, flights will separate them
It's a frustration
Fly, fly, fly and you will only come
with masturbation
Planes and baggage, planes and baggage
Go together like the pope and magic
I was told by pilots
You can't find bags without a riot
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So true... oh so true :-(
It's never happened to me, but that's not to say it won't...take a trip on Flight 555, Lionel
"Fly, fly, fly and you will only come.... with masturbation" - that came right out of left field - check out Monty Python's "I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they got at Heathrow"
LOL... This should have a video with Al Bundy....
very good...5s....this is why i never take more than i can carry on
Good title, idea, and parody....5's I believe Frank would have liked it ,too
555 frequent flier miles from me...the rhymes *had* to be off in this parody, I admit, because no normal English word rhymes with "baggage". Still, having lost my share of bags and medical equipment in flight, I see the tragicomedy in this piece.
Got a kick out of this one
Good one. Fits well into the overhead compartment. Fortunately, my bags and I have so far never been sent to separate destinations, but as they say, there's a first time for everything.
Great parody on one of the airline industry's biggest problems.
Thanks for all the great responses everyone. Glad you like it
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