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Song Parodies -> "Cops and Donuts"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Cops and Donuts"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a crook and hold ups
This I tell you sugar
Cops love glaze more than hookers
Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a N.A.R.C. and dope busts
It's thier focal pastry
They can't fight crime without some glazing
Try, try, try, to confiscate them
They'll squeal, objections
Try, try, try and they'll be pointing guns
In your, direction
Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a badge and bullets
I've been told by killers
You can't bribe cops without some frillers
Go together like a crook and hold ups
This I tell you sugar
Cops love glaze more than hookers
Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a N.A.R.C. and dope busts
It's thier focal pastry
They can't fight crime without some glazing
Try, try, try, to confiscate them
They'll squeal, objections
Try, try, try and they'll be pointing guns
In your, direction
Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a badge and bullets
I've been told by killers
You can't bribe cops without some frillers
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Good theme..funny
Greasy...nasty...but sweet.
Pacing's off here and there, but this confection's otherwise perfection! Well done!
Tim Horton would approve. You know what a Yankee Fan's favorite donut is? Boston cream!
The wit was great..only let down by some off pacing and not the strongest rhymes (yeah, I know "Donuts" is hard to rhyme..how about Go Nuts or J-Lo Butts?)...otherwise, pretty fine 454
Rhymes are clumsy/weak in some places, but the pacing is fairly good and the subject treatment is funny. 4-5-5...
I liked the title before I even saw it, I thought it was good!
Thanks for all the great votes and constructive comments
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