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Song Parodies -> "I've Told You, You Simply Can't Win"
Original Song Title:
"I've Got You Under My Skin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"I've Told You, You Simply Can't Win"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
I'VE TOLD YOU, YOU SIMPLY CAN'T WIN
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You ought to give up and walk away.
My mind is quite set, and you'll never get your way.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You tried to make me give in,
You wanted to have an affair though I had told you no,
I'll always be strong and resist, so why don't you simply go.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You'd sacrifice everything that you have
Just to have me close by your side.
In spite of my telling you each day after day
That you're someone I just can't abide,
Won't you see you're a fool,
You're not going to win.
Go off to the boozer now,
You're on to a loser now.
But if you choose to do these things you do
You should stop before you begin.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You'd sacrifice everything that you have
Just to have me close by your side.
In spite of my telling you each day after day
That you're someone I just can't abide,
Won't you see you're a fool,
You're not going to win.
Go off to the boozer now,
You're on to a loser now.
But if you choose to do these things you do
You should stop before you begin.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You ought to give up and walk away.
My mind is quite set, and you'll never get your way.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You tried to make me give in,
You wanted to have an affair though I had told you no,
I'll always be strong and resist, so why don't you simply go.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You'd sacrifice everything that you have
Just to have me close by your side.
In spite of my telling you each day after day
That you're someone I just can't abide,
Won't you see you're a fool,
You're not going to win.
Go off to the boozer now,
You're on to a loser now.
But if you choose to do these things you do
You should stop before you begin.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
You'd sacrifice everything that you have
Just to have me close by your side.
In spite of my telling you each day after day
That you're someone I just can't abide,
Won't you see you're a fool,
You're not going to win.
Go off to the boozer now,
You're on to a loser now.
But if you choose to do these things you do
You should stop before you begin.
I've told you, you simply can't win.
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