Fat Wife
That's what all the people say
She's steamin Veg in April
Hot Dogs in May
But I know shes gonna diet soon
When I take away, take away her food

I said Fat Wife
And as nasty as it may seem
Some people get there kicks
Shopping at Dairy Queen
But she dont let it, let it get her down
Even though that donut, adds inches to her gown

Shes eat some nougat, a donut, a picnic, a crunchy, a mars and more things
Weights been up, not down, her belly hangs out, And she knows one thing
Each time she finds herself stuffing on a cake
She wipes it all off and starts filling her face!

Fat Wife
I tell you she can't deny it
She thought of tight pants baby,
But her Arse just wouldn't buy it
And if she didn't go and eat one single pie
She'd jump right on bathroom scales and then she'd cry

Shes eat some nougat, a donut, a picnic, a crunchy, a mars and more things
Weights been up, not down, her belly hangs out, And she knows one thing
Each time she finds herself stuffing on a cake
She wipes it all off and starts filling her face!

Fat Wife
Fat Wife and she won't deny it
Many times thought of dieting
But her thighs won't try it.
But if her guts still shakin come July....
She's gonna give up, put her face into a pie.........................