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Song Parodies -> "Drugs & Harry"
Original Song Title:
"Love & Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Drugs & Harry"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Happy New Year everyone...I thought I'd start the new year with a little tune about Britain's coolest royal; the ginger binger himself!!
Drugs and Harry, drugs and Harry
Likes to smoke a little bit of "Mary"
Won't sit on the throne (ahhh..)
It's much more fun to be a....stoner!
Birds and Harry, birds and Harry
Wants to shag a few before he's married
Helps if they're pneumatic
And also aris-totty*-cratic!
Royals, royals, royals all acting proper
It's an illusion
Goils, goils, goils, hunting and smoking pot
And lotsa boozin'!
Fights and Harry, fights and Harry
If he had a sword he'd thrust and parry
Paparazzi beaten
He must've learnt
He must've learnt
He must've learnt this s**t at....Eton!!
Likes to smoke a little bit of "Mary"
Won't sit on the throne (ahhh..)
It's much more fun to be a....stoner!
Birds and Harry, birds and Harry
Wants to shag a few before he's married
Helps if they're pneumatic
And also aris-totty*-cratic!
Royals, royals, royals all acting proper
It's an illusion
Goils, goils, goils, hunting and smoking pot
And lotsa boozin'!
Fights and Harry, fights and Harry
If he had a sword he'd thrust and parry
Paparazzi beaten
He must've learnt
He must've learnt
He must've learnt this s**t at....Eton!!
* Totty: A British tabloid word for really attractive females
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* Totty: A British tabloid word for really attractive females - thanks for the new vocab, Kristof. 5's
Lovely, Kristof! 5s, darling...
royally funny...5s
Kristof, this is adorable. Now do one for Wills. 5s for you, happy new year from me. - RR
Thanks mac, Arwen, Al and Ravyn...Ravyn, in reply to your request for a Wills parody, I've already done it!! Check it out.. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles789.shtml.. Happy New Year!!
I'm guessing that's the prince and not Potter?
I wonder what his dad thinks of his... hobbies.
For that matter... what does Prince Charles think of it all? ;-)
5's :-)
For that matter... what does Prince Charles think of it all? ;-)
5's :-)
Mwahahahaha! Lovely, Kristof - especially the aristottycracy (and the learning it all at Eton).
"pneumatic - aris-totty-cratic" - sublime - you are going through a purple patch Kristof - methinks Italy has stirred the creative juices - 555
Genius! I love it so much :D
Prince William is Peyton Manning. Prince Harry can't decide whether he wants to be Eli Manning or Ricky Williams.
Kristof, this is truly inspirational. How about updating it: "Scrapes and Harry, scrapes and Harry, gets into plenty and he should be wary, blames the paparazzi, but he shouldn't dress up as a Nazi!" I do some occasional cabaret stuff, mainly for professional colleagues, would love your permission to include this one in the set, with appropriate credits of course! Thanks for the laughs...
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