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Song Parodies -> "Gordon Freeman"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Gordon Freeman"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
When you have the flu there's no pastime as good as a reliable First Person Shoot'em Up on your PC. You don't have to think that much (though my head did actually stay pretty clear this time, except the day it peaked), just aim at anything that moves and fire away. And with big snotglobs running down your face and falling to the ground you can easily identify with the hero as he has to wade through puddles of radioactive, green goo. But enough of putting charming intro pictures into your head, here's the song and it's about Half-Life:
Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman
A survivor on a killing spree an'
This I tell you player
You run him right and he's a slayer
Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman
In his powersuit he's quite a He-man
Multi-arms conveyer
His victims doesn't have a prayer
Try, try, try befriend a zombie,'ts
life's an illusion
Re-mi-nisce that little Barney twit's
grey mass intrusion
Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman
Though a puppet to the mighty G-Man
This I tell you Half-Lifes
Don't get a knife
Don't get a wife
Don't get a life, but maybe snark-fives
A survivor on a killing spree an'
This I tell you player
You run him right and he's a slayer
Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman
In his powersuit he's quite a He-man
Multi-arms conveyer
His victims doesn't have a prayer
Try, try, try befriend a zombie,'ts
life's an illusion
Re-mi-nisce that little Barney twit's
grey mass intrusion
Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman
Though a puppet to the mighty G-Man
This I tell you Half-Lifes
Don't get a knife
Don't get a wife
Don't get a life, but maybe snark-fives
© Peter Andersson.
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