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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Fruitcake"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Fruitcake"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Christmas fruitcake, Christmas fruitcake
Throw it out the window for all God's sake!
This I tell you mother
You'll kill my colon with another

Christmas fruitcake, Christmas fruitcake
Throw it in the toilet or in the lake
Stop your baking orgia
With recipes from Auntie Borgia

Nay! Nay! Nay to E-Coli de Luxe,
toxication
Try, try, tried and I now have reflux,
with iterations

Raindeer Milkshakes, Absinth joint flakes
Glued with eggs from some old Boomslang tree snakes
This I tell you mother
You can't use yam
You can't use clam
You can't use spam of ram in fruitcakes!
© Peter Andersson.

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Stuart McArthur - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Nay! Nay! Nay to E-Coli de Luxe, toxication - very nice - 555
alvin rhodes - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
can't say i've ever eaten it...funny parody, though...5s
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart: I think that is Nancy Reagan's words, less known than "Just say No" though.

Alvin: Don't hasten yourself to try...
mac - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Tasty. 5's
Spaff.com - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
A total laugh orgia, Peterchyd. You'll kill my colon with another.
Royce Miller - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I was reading some of your parodies today and came across this; I have not appreciated your writing as much as I could have, should have, whatever. You have some really fine parodies.

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