She gets too hungry, and dinner won't wait
Goes for the jugular, thus sealing their fate
Gets blind obedience from people she ate
That's coz the lady is a vamp

Won't feed from riff-raff, just Barons and Earls
Won't do the 'goth look', wears ermine and pearls
Won't hog the mirror like the rest of the girls
That's coz the lady is a vamp.

She loves that sweet, warm, blood on her tongue
Forever young
Well-fed, un-dead

Loves Transylvania, it's cold and it's damp
That's coz the lady is a vamp

Doesn't like garlic, or crosses and stakes
Won't go out feeding, once the dawn breaks
Won't move til' sunset and that's when she wakes
That's coz the lady is a vamp

She loves that sweet, warm, blood on her tongue
Forever young
Well-fed, un-dead

Loves Transylvania, it's cold and it's damp
That's coz the lady is a va-a-a-amp