Every party needs a magnate, that's why we're electing you,
Schwarzenegger, Schwarzenegger.
And you've got a pretty wifey who's a party magnate, too -
Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger.
Qualifications arent an issue as long as you get votes,
You're an immigrant? So what?
You can run for president, we'll change the constitution, too,
Party magnate of mine, The best magnate we've got.

Every party needs a scapegoat, that's why we're recalling you,
Mister Davis, Mister Davis.
We had a fiscal crisis, so we'll blame it all on you,
Politicking, Mister Davis.
It's not that we don't like you, your politics aint right,
So we're getting rid of you.
We couldn't impeach Clinton, ditching you will have to do,
Mister Davis, adieu, mister Davis, adieu!

Every party needs a winner, do ya think they'll vote for you?
Georgie Dubya, Georgie Dubya.
And we really have our doubts about the last election, too,
Georgie Porgie, Georgie Porgie.
You really screwed up big time with that mess in Iraq,
So we know you don't know Jack!
The Governator cannot help you, it's a circus, it's a joke,
They want the Democrats back, they want the Democrats back!