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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Trans For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra, Michael Bublé, et al.

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Trans For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

I can't begin to understand why people poke holes in their earlobes (eye lids, tongues, noses, and more) or have their skin covered, painfully, in ugly drawings and symbols. Even less do I grasp the self loathing that compels others to mutilate their genitalia in the delusion that this expensive, painful, and unethical surgery will change them from a man to a woman, or a woman to a man. It won't. But, in today's world, people who lose their man/womanhood to a surgeon's scalpel are celebrated and accorded fame and privileges beyond those given to those who have lost vital parts on the battlefield. Well, here is my celebration. If you can't beat them, and that would be considered a Rodney King or George Floyd moment, you might as well join them.
I'll be trans for Christmas
That is what I've heard
Kids I had once called me "Dad"
From now on "Mum"s the word

Christmas Eve will find me
Having surgery
Fellow in a pair of scrubs
Will trim my Christmas tree

New Year's Eve, a party
Do things differently
Glasses clink. The toasts I'll drink
Will have to sit to pee

I'll be trans for Christmas
It's the latest thing
A couple snips around my hips
Soprano I will sing

Lost some weight for Christmas
And irreversibly

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L.D. Obblo - December 21, 2023 - Report this comment
Great stuff! Kinda surprised it’s still here. My attempt on this subject (Transgender, to the tune of Cheap Trick’s Surrender) got all kinds of angry responses and disappeared after about a day with no explanation. Hope we’ll see more from you soon. PS Did the last verse get cut off?
Patrick McWilliams - December 21, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for your kind comment.
Patrick - December 26, 2023 - Report this comment
I do appreciate your comment, but I did not post the one attributed here. I'm just seeing my post and your comment today. In at least some versions of the song, the singer will repeats the last two lines as he fades out. That's the effect I was trying for. Transgenderism is a controversial subject. But isn't that what satire and humor are for? Did anyone give a reason that your parody was deleted? I've written on the topic before and did not get taken down. My postings have been rather scarce lately. The old timers who used to read and comment on them are all gone now. The new writers use songs I've never heard and am not familiar with. But once in a while I do get an idea. As long as society continues to deteriorate, I shouldn't lack for material.

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