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Song Parodies -> "The Birth Of The Booze"

Original Song Title:

"The Birth Of The Blues"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra or Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"The Birth Of The Booze"

Parody Written by:

Aiirfarcewon

The Lyrics

VERSE:

Oh, they say some thirsters long ago
We're huntin' for a tasty mix
Somethin' with some kicks
To bottle and can..
They only had the want to,
As, they started lookin', doncha' know..
They weren't too sure just what to use,
So, this is how the booze
Really began..

CHORUS:

They soaked old socks
With some ox
Poured in slime
From the docks,
And they called it
The start of the booze..

They boiled goose swill
In a still,
Somewhere high
On a hill,
Then they stirred that
As part of the booze..

Got potato rot
Fermenting hot,
Putrid and stinking..
Maggoty rice,
Added some twice,
What were they thinking?

And then, they cursed it,
Dispersed it,
And spit on their shoes..
Informed AA,
About The Birth Of The Booze..

That old potato rot,
Fermenting hot,
Putrid and stinking..
(Yuk) Maggoty rice,
Added it twice,
What were they thinking?

So, then they cursed it,
They dispersed it,
Spit on their shoes...
And informed AA
'Bout The Birth Of The Booze..
Ooooohhh.....yeaaaaaahhh...

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
hilarious AND historical...5s
Lucidlupin LeeBee - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hic! 555
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Just to let you all know...I'm going teetotal as of NOW! ;-) 555
cmb - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
That was so funny! I was literally laughing out loud. Just so you know, the original song is also availible on a cd called "Heroes and Friends", a set of duets featuring Randy Travis. It's great.
AFW - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Lucid, Kristof, and cmb.....thank you, and thanks for info on R. Travis's recording..I never realized, he recorded this old tune....I'll try to check it out.
Rick C - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW...5s, although I misread it. I thought the title was "Birth of the Boozer" and, thought it was about me.
Adagio - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody!
AFW - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol..thanks, Rick C......and thanks, Adagio
Typo Alert! - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, you misspelled your name.
Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thankfully, there's some progress been made in the industry since then, AFW - 555
AFW - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart... and I guess you're right..at least I hope so...cause I do imbibe a wee touch, now and then

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