Hey, every once in a few years when
All the turtles looked

Well done last year I'm glad it's done
And here's three weak turtles the next will be a ninja theme
Measuring my life in their future strangers
Stressing all the ninja thing, the thing that's warned is
I haven't make the dire warning in a long, long time
'Cause I start having to save the world as it was Krang for
Vicious fights, bitter and confused
And the dumbest part is, sometimes I even won
The will to start again
And every day feels like an end

But hey, every once in a few months when
All the turtles saw
That day, I'm a winner a world saver
At least worth a turtle

Damnit, about time, I went and fucked it up
Every single day like a night that's stuck
It's another fine nighttime rolling down in the muck
I've been trying to look up and trying to find me some luck
Every sunrise the future starts again
I've been looking into getting lead brothers
Trying to break the cycle, and to make some new friends
I guess it would be easier than doing Krangs
And then I feel the Krangs, the glow
Of that one sweet day a few months ago

But hey, every once in a few months when
All the turtles saw
That day, I'm a winner a world saver
At least worth a turtle

Hey, every once in a few months when
All the turtles saw
That day, I'm a winner a world saver
At least worth a turtle

And I don't want to be a ninja always asking for slack
Going take the things they threw at me and get into the sewer
I'm tired of only ever trying to do what I can
The secret is to try and do the things that you can't

I can't promise that I'm going to the sewer
But I'll throw out they would go to Dimension X
Even though I'm skinny, don't know how to go
I've got the makings of a bigger sewer every once in a while.
Going to a sewer, fight the aliens
I'm holding up my head the keep the brothers done
Of that one perfect day when the times align.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Got the whole world in my sights, and-

(Hey, every once in a few months when)
(All the turtles saw)
(That day, I'm a winner a world saver)
(At least worth a turtle)

Hey, every once in a few months when
All the turtles saw
That day, I'm a winner a world saver
At least worth a turtle

Damn the sewer, damn the aliens
Today's my turtle day
You can't stop me, can't touch me
Can't take it away

Hey, every once in a few months when
All the turtles saw
That day, I'm a winner a world saver
At least worth a turtle