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Song Parodies -> "Harry The Nazi"
Original Song Title:
"The Happy Wanderer"
Original Performer:
Frank Weir
Parody Song Title:
"Harry The Nazi"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Oh, man. I can see it now: Prince Harry and Arnold Schwarzenegger singing their hit song, "Ve Are De Vorld."
I am the Royal Nazi
Pick up the tabloid news--
I kill no one, I just have fun
Offending gays and Jews!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
Offending gays and Jews!
I need no help, my costume RULES,
This khaki shirt's quite smart--
My black armband looks stylish and
It's called performance art!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
It's called performance art!
My swastika's not meant for you
Or all your Jewish friends!
What Holocaust? Don't look so cross!
Why should Jew take offense?
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
Why should Jew take offense?
So call me Harry Nazi
Sometimes I misbehave--
As England's king, I'll do dumb things
As Mum turns in her grave!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
As Mum turns in her grave!
So go back home, you common filth,
Put down your protest signs!
And just admit, my Hitler skit
Was funny--like land mines!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
I'm funny as land mines!
Pick up the tabloid news--
I kill no one, I just have fun
Offending gays and Jews!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
Offending gays and Jews!
I need no help, my costume RULES,
This khaki shirt's quite smart--
My black armband looks stylish and
It's called performance art!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
It's called performance art!
My swastika's not meant for you
Or all your Jewish friends!
What Holocaust? Don't look so cross!
Why should Jew take offense?
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
Why should Jew take offense?
So call me Harry Nazi
Sometimes I misbehave--
As England's king, I'll do dumb things
As Mum turns in her grave!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
As Mum turns in her grave!
So go back home, you common filth,
Put down your protest signs!
And just admit, my Hitler skit
Was funny--like land mines!
Bow to me, bow to us
Bow to me, bow to AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS
Bow to me, bow to us
I'm funny as land mines!
©Bob Gomez 2005
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DKTOS but this was Royal Fun!
Great parody! And I do KTOS, it's the one that goes "Valderi, Valdera, my knapsack on my back." I didn't know who originally performed it, though. I thought it was a polka/Oktoberfest standard.
Thanks, K1 and Olvan. This is a standard traditional singalong for folkies everywhere. I went by what my internet search told me, but please correct me if I was misinformed.
Very sharp and cutting, Bob, and very funny, too.. IIRC the original's a German song, so even more appropriate, in a way:
Mein Vater war ein Wandermann
Und ich hab's auch ins Blut
Ich wandere hin, ich wandere her
Und habe frischen Mut
(Literally translated: My father was a wanderer, and I've got it in the blood, too. I wander here, I wander there and "have fresh mood"... I guess that means being happy...)
...I can't help wondering: would a self-obsessed SS man be Nazissistic?
Mein Vater war ein Wandermann
Und ich hab's auch ins Blut
Ich wandere hin, ich wandere her
Und habe frischen Mut
(Literally translated: My father was a wanderer, and I've got it in the blood, too. I wander here, I wander there and "have fresh mood"... I guess that means being happy...)
...I can't help wondering: would a self-obsessed SS man be Nazissistic?
That is a very biting, satiric and funny barb, Bob Gomez. Nazissistic - that should be added to the dictionary, Phil. You're a genius with words.
Well done, as I've been following to see how this plays out in the real world
Pretty funny there, Hair Gomez.
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