Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Don't Eat Her Parfaits!"

Original Song Title:

"Easter Parade"

Original Performer:

Fred Astaire & Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat Her Parfaits!"

Parody Written by:

U Guest It

The Lyrics

I think she went to culinary school with Poppie from Seinfeld...
Cook's been really gutsy -- the nuts seem really... nutsy
So, thanks, but you know what? We just won't eat her parfaits

Some folks find them dreamy, but... why's the cream so... creamy?
No thanks -- you'll never see me dare to eat her parfaits

It seduces you...
with a comely view...
Yes, a tasty treat awaits you
With a cherry atop
Just waiting to be popped

Making them is easy
(which means they must be sleazy)
They're tasteless... yet they're cheesy
So don't eat those parfaits!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
clever title substitution

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/fredastairejudygarland0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1034