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Song Parodies -> "The Five Days of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Frederic Austin

Parody Song Title:

"The Five Days of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
A cartridge with a sweat bee!

On the second day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!

On the third day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!

On the fourth day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
Four shitting birds
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!

On the fifth day of Christmas
My false love sold to me
FIVE POLONIUM RINGS!!!
Four shitting birds
Three French horns
Two radiation suits
And a cartridge with a sweat bee!

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